Cold Nose ….and an Advent Invitation

To all my friends, furred, feathered, scaled… or even two-legses! Don’t forget to send me your stories, poems and pics… or your letters to Santa… for this year’s ADVENT CALENDAR… there are still spaces left to fill!   Dear Santa, don’t believe her When she says that I’ve been nosey When she comes in fromContinue reading “Cold Nose ….and an Advent Invitation”

Note from a Small Dog: Loved to Death

It was in July 2017 that my two-legses committed the unthinkable sin of losing The Ball. Not just any ball… I have many in my toy box… but The Ball. The One. The Special Ball. I’d had that ball a long time and knew its every scent, curve and puncture. Granted, they searched for itContinue reading “Note from a Small Dog: Loved to Death”

TREACLE – PART 5

Originally posted on USUAL MUTTWITS:
Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud! Help! He– GitOrrf! mein hund, stop yapping and get over here Wotz the plan, then?? GitOrrf! bounds over to Gunther. Fours…lots of fours Nothing happens.? No fours trotting in from anywheres. Both fourlegs eyeball up and down both ends of the High Road.? Not one muttwit in sight. Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud.Thud!…

Ani’s Advent 2020! Who wants to come and play?

What with covid, lockdowns and everything else that has gone on this year…we don’t know what we will be able to do about Christmas or however else we celebrate the midwinter. One thing we can do is have a countdown and a PARTY… socially distanced, of course! So I will be running my Advent CalendarContinue reading “Ani’s Advent 2020! Who wants to come and play?”

Notes from a Small Dog: Scaredy Cats?

We’ve had a bit of sunshine but lots of fog and frost this week… winter’s on its way. I quite like winter, as long as it doesn’t rain. I quite like the heating and the cuddles… though just at the moment, even when I let her close the doors, she keeps opening them again toContinue reading “Notes from a Small Dog: Scaredy Cats?”

The Small Dog Shows Support…

Some people need to learn to sleep, Adjust their body clock, Not keep a guard dog wide awake… It sends the job acock * She spends her evening counting sheep, Her nights at half-awake, I spend my time in dreams of sleep And wish her count would break. * She says it’s not her choiceContinue reading “The Small Dog Shows Support…”

Treacle ~ Part 2 from the Usual Muttwits

Reblogged from Usual Muttwits: A splatter of mud hits Treacle on the snout, followed by another, sailing above overhead. Splat! Onto the pressed white shirt of Sixlegs. “Treacle!” Wot in butt-lickin’ hell? As two small muddy fourlegs scramble up from the pooping pipe hole and trot towards him, crossing the High Street and dangerously dodgingContinue reading “Treacle ~ Part 2 from the Usual Muttwits”

The Small Dog’s Vicious Circle…

Well, she’s still being weird And she’s up half the night, So we sit in the garden Because stars are bright And why shouldn’t we watch As they twinkle and shine? I don’t care what we’re doing ‘Cause this time is mine. * With her hands in my fur, Or caressing my ears, It’s thisContinue reading “The Small Dog’s Vicious Circle…”

The Small Dog’s Revenge…

I must do the floor, I thought, in some despair, The small dog is moulting and shedding her hair. She’s out in the garden, so if I am quick, And just whip the vac out, that should do the trick. She’s already cross because out in the garden I got out the lawnmower, let myContinue reading “The Small Dog’s Revenge…”