Dear Santa, remember that ball that I’ve had?
For several years now…it was getting quite bad…
And all that was left was some chewed rubber stuff,
A vague hint of curve and some once-yellow fluff…
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I’ve taken good care to be so gentle with it
Not tugged it or torn, so the ball would forgive it,
But age takes its toll and there’s naught that can stop it
Especially when I must ‘fetch it’ and ‘drop it’.
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So there’s nothing left and the ball’s like a pancake,
It no longer bounces, it just makes my jaws ache,
But although she’s offered a dozen replacements
Not one of the balls could be any solacement.
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“That’s it!” said my two-legs, “the poor ball has bought it,
We must find a method or some way to sort it!
We can’t have you mourning for months being surly
And awful depressed for a lost ball, my girlie.”
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So, she disappeared and came back from the kitchen
To start doing something, and me, I was itching
To see what she’s doing with needle and cotton,
But she wouldn’t let me, ’cause sometimes, she’s rotten.
But when she had finished, I couldn’t believe it!
She threw and it bounced when I went to retrieve it!
It rolled at some speed when I batted a paw
And I had to go chase it all over the floor!
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What magic is this? Must be some invocation
That manages to exceed all expectation!
I’ve known for a while that she’s not been herself,
But I didn’t suspect that you’d made her an Elf!
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My ball’s had facelift and looks a lot newer
Of weeks spent in mourning there now should be fewer!
So thank you, dear Santa, for magic come early,
I’m feeling all Tiggerish, bouncy and whirly!
Ani, your human has talents you haven’t even thought of! I believe she deserves some extra snuggles for this one, don’t you? Enjoy your “new” ball and the holiday!
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We’ll see how it goes… I may have to dismember it yet π
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Always a treat to visit you and your two-legged mate via blogging π
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Thank you π
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Well Ani your twolegs is so clever πππ
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A poem that’s fun to read and has a thankful ending. We need this.
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I certainly need the small dog around… bless her, she keeps me smiling and the house full of love.
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Bravo to Sue, the Christmas Elf. You are one lucky girlie, Ani.
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I just hope she completely accepts it for a while…then the inner ball might start to smell right for her too π
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Brilliantly clever idea, Ani… wish I had thought of it!
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She is not entirely sure she approves yet π
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Thank you for sharing π
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Ah Ani the magic of Christmas and your two-legged’s ingenuity… brilliant and she deserves an extra cuddle for this lovely gift.. I hope that you get a little of the turkey that is going to be filling the house with tantalising smells soon.. sending love and sausages…β₯
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I’ve already had the giblets π
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Best part of the bird Ani.. Sam’s favourite..xx
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I had to wait till she’d made stock with them though…
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still worth waiting for Ani… and I hope you got some of the juice too..xx
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Oh yes… before the onions and wine went in π
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Your human, Ani, is actually quite Super, you know π₯°
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She’s not half bad for a two legs π
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Ah, love it! I know another small dog who would like this idea with her ball. You have such a great two-legged, Ani. Much love and enjoy your Christmas. x
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Thank you… I’m already enjoying whatever I can scrounge while she’s cooking π
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Right smart, your two-legged is Ani. What a nice Christmas present!
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I just have to get the hang of the way ot bounces and slithers now π
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How clever.The perfect Christmas gift for you Ani. XO
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It was a real surprsise gift π
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It’s a Christmas miracle!
Merry Christmas.
Lots of licks,
Lilie and Logan
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It still feels strange in my teeth though, heavier.
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How wonderful Ani. Your favourite ball has been given a new lease of life. So much love has gone into making it good! I bet it has never bounced so well!! Merry Christmas!!
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It keeps taking me by surprise when it bounces at all!
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you’ll get use to it!!! π
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Magic, indeed… π Delightful!
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What a very clever, talented, two-legs you have, Ani. Look after her π
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Iβll keep her feet clean π
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Lovely! There’s magic yet! Merry Christmas, Sue!
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Merry Christmas, Olga.
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Oh Ani, what a marvellous mother you have – such a magician!
Hope you both have the greatest day tomorrow, love from the Highland pack β€
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Love to you all in the frozen north! I hope it snows for you to play in β€
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AH, “The Ball!” made new again, what could be better for Christmas? Fiyero is jealous, though Idina bit him and told him he has enough toys and to covet thou neighbor’s toys. Yeah, she can get biblical to him when he misbehaves π Anyway, you have a clever two-legs and I hope you finally accept the remade ball!
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I’m working on it…the lift to weight ration and jaw application are a bit different…confusing when it smells the same… but I’ll get there π
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A Christmas miracle, for sure! β€
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Love survives π
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Enjoy your new ball, Ani. Lulu loves her ball and will chase it until it has been torn to shreds. The one that I find most comical is her frisbee that is about 1/20th of its original size, but she will continue to chase it when I throw the microscopic piece of plastic.π€£
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Yes, the ball fits in that category….
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What a lovely gift Ani. Enjoy the new ball, it should have a flavor of its own soon enough. β€
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I’m working on that…a few good chews and grooms π xx
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Lol π xx
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You’ve got your ball back, then, Ani. So Magic does exist. I never doubted it. Your two legs can certainly perform miracles with needle and thread.
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I haven’t even managed to start unpicking it yet π
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Ani, you have the best two-legged!
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I think so…. specially as she is in charge of the leftover turkey today π
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Ah ha!! Begging will definitely be a good thing today. π
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I have my two-legses well trained π
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Beautiful! π
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