I may be in the doghouse
‘Cause, “Your face gives you away,”
I’ve not a clue what she might mean…
I’d just gone out to play!
“Don’t come the innocent with me,
I know what you’ve been at…”
I wondered how, from in the house,
She’d seen me chase the cat…
“Have you been digging, girlie?”
That’s unfair, how did she know?
I thought if I could plant something
Then maybe it would grow…
I wondered if she’d noticed
That I’d trampled on her rose?
“I know what you’ve been doing…
I can see it on your nose.”
I’d seen her planting seedlings,
When I said they were too small,
She’d promised me by summer
They would be all big and tall.
She said that that’s what gardens do
I thought it heaven-sent…
So with my little chicken treat
I thought I’d ‘xperiment…
‘Cause my treats are just little ones
I thought, if I could dig
And bury one beneath the earth
It might grow really big!
She’s not all bad, though treats won’t grow
She told me to my sorrow,
She says if I dig no more holes
She’ll buy me one tomorrow 🙂
Ani, hard to believe Lady’s doppelganger could be living so far away and be of Irish stock. She’s currently asleep under my desk with her chin on my foot. No doubt, she believes she’s the source of all my ideas and scribblings great and small. Lady got into a a spot of trouble when she rolled in a dead rat. She thought she was being incredibly clever because she is at heart a hunting dog, who lived out on a farm before she came to us when she was 2 and became something of beach dog. All the dogs were in for a rare bath after that and Zac reacted very badly and thought it his loyal duty to snap at the water from the hose.
One thing you could remember Ani, is that honesty and transparency are valuable personality traits and I admire how you don’t go to any effort to hide your sins.
Take care & best wishes,
Rowena
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She say there is no point hiding my sins when they are as plain as the nose on my face 😉
I agree with Lady, though, one of the bst places to be is under the desk. Mind you, my two-legs is so short she needs a footstool to reach the floor,so I just put my feet on hers while I sleep there 😉 xx
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Hmm … a fair bargain, I think. 🙂
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I just hope the shops have stocked up 🙂
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All paws crossed for you. 🙂
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It worked 😀
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YESSSS!!!! 😀
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😀
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This made me remember when I had to stop planting things in my garden if our dog was watching, for she would dig it back up again after I went indoors!
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I gave up on plants in pots for that reason. Ani likes plant pots to play with… and considers them all fair game.
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Oh, Ani…
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😀 x
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What a one you are, Ani! Butter wouldn ‘t melt, as they say….Hope you dig up some tasty bones, Luv yer. x
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I do like butter when I can get it. 😉 xx
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Oh, Ani. It looks like nothing gets past them. We have to learn to be more sneaky!! Dot, bow wow.
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Hey, Dot. They don’t miss much of what we’ve done… but at least we get to do it first 😉 x
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Ani, she doesn’t understand that you weren’t being naughty, but just trying to help. She’d have been delighted if that bone had grown into a chicken!
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She says we’re not allowed chickens here… but I’m sure I could take care of that 😉 x
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Caught in the act, Ani. 🙂
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I usually am, somehow. She must have a better nose than I thought 😦
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Ah, Ani, I am sure you were just being helpful, Girlie.
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I think she has forgiven me… she remembered my big treat 🙂
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Sounds like a fair deal to me, Ani, but if you do get up to mischief again, remember to keep your nose clean! 🙂
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I’ll do my best 😉
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Not that I’m encouraging you, of course. 😉
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Of course not! My lips are sealed 😉
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Mine too. 😉
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🙂
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oh Ani, sweetheart, I love your logic. ❤ ❤ ❤ Hope you get a big bag of treats.
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I got one BIG treat ❤
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Yay!!!
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❤
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Reblogged this on firefly465 and commented:
Dante Dawg reblogging Ani’s post in solidarity and with sorrow as he didn’t know dog treats don’t grow either. ❤
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Oh, that innocent face 🐶 Who can judge you – just behaving like a real dog ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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It’s not so much the face as the muddy nose that gives the game away 😉
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That is so lovely Ani 💜💜
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So was the big treat she got me 😉 ❤
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Really? you lucky girl 💜
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😀 😀
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💜💜
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Yes, the last picture shows the perpetrator. Lol Better not to dig too deep Ani. Otherwise the evil spirits of the ancestors will come. :-))
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My ancestors are not evil 😉
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Lets hope Ani.;-)
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Lol Ani, just ask and you shall receive ❤
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Usually 😉 ❤
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They don’t grow? Well, that’s a shame. Lots of licks, Lilie
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I know. I was gutted…
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