My name is Ani, otherwise known as the Small Dog, and I own a two-legs.
I live with my two-legs in a quiet part of England, with lots of fields, cows at the bottom of the garden and more birds than I can handle.
When asked what kind of a dog I am, my two-legs says I am a setter-lunatic cross. This is untrue. My Mum was an English Setter, but Dad was a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever. They were both Irish and were found living together in a field while Mum waited for me and my litter-mates to be born.
They were rescued and brought to England where I was born… and found my two-legs.
We both write… and I won’t mention who sells most books, ’cause I don’t like it when she gets upset. I also have shares in another writing two-legs… the ball guy. I managed to train him fairly quickly. She, on the other hand, can sometimes be a bit of a problem…
I write a lot about that.
But she’s not a bad sort really. Keeps me in chicken and tennis balls.
Even if she does have this thing about baths…
I’m sort of fond of her though.